The following Cockney Alphabet definitions were culled from 'The Second Book of Jigsaw Puzzles' as published by Knight Books and based upon the children's B.B.C. quiz programme.

A for 'Orses 'ay for 'orses
B for Mutton Beef or Mutton
C for Miles See for Miles
D for Ential Differential
E for Brick 'eave a Brick
F for Vescence Effervescence
G for Get It Gee, forget it!
H for Bless You Aitsshfa! A Sneeze
I for The Engine Ivor the Engine
J for Oranges Jaffa Oranges
K for Restaurant Cafe or Restaurant
L for Leather 'ell for Leather
M for Sis' Emphasis
N for Lope Envelope
O for The Wings Of A Dove O! for the Wings of a Dove!
P for Relief ?!?!
Q for A Bus Queue for a Bus
R for Mo' 'alf a Mo'
S for Rantzen Esther Rantzen
T for Two Tea for Two
U for Me You for Me
V for La France Vive la France
W for The Winnings Double you for the Winnings
X for Breakfast Eggs for Breakfast
Y for Husband Wife or Husband
Z for Wind Zephyr Wind